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THE JAVALE McGEE DRINKING GAME

THE JAVALE McGEE DRINKING GAME

GAME TIME

Lakers-Nuggets Game & is scheduled for Saturday, May 12, 2012 at 10:30pm (Eastern) on TNT. It will be broadcast on TNT and streamed online.

1 drink = a gulp of beer or a shot of liquor (for you brave Waltonites)

LAKERS-NUGGETS GAME 7

# of Drinks

Every time Javale…

Turns the ball over

1

Fouls an opponent

1

Sets an illegal screen

1

Falls down

2

Is called for multiple fouls within three minutes of game time

2

Is pulled from the game due to foul trouble

2

Is called for goaltending

3

Turns to the ref in disbelief after an obvious foul or goaltend

3

Misses a dunk

4

Commits a flagrant foul

3

Commits a technical foul

4

Runs the wrong way

5

Is ejected from the game

Finish your beer

Grabs an offensive rebound

1

Blocks a shot

1

Blocks Andrew Bynum’s shot

2

Blocks Kobe Bryant’s shot

3

Makes a smart, heads up basketball play

Finish your beer, grab a new beer and finish that

Javale & others

If an opponent dunks on him

1

If his teammate dunks on him when his back is turned

2
   

If a coach yells at him for idiotic play

1

If a teammate yells at him for idiotic play

2

His mother, Pamela McGee is shown on the TNT Broadcast

2

His mother, Pamela McGee is shown on the TNT Broadcast and is cheering loudly

3

His mother, Pamela McGee is shown on the TNT Broadcast and looks like she’s ready to kill someone

4

If Marv Albert or Steve Kerr say something derogatory about him

1

If Marv Albert or Steve Kerr say something positive about him

3
   

If he gets into a shouting match (excessive trash talk) with an opponent

1

If he gets into a shouting match with Kobe Bryant

2

If he gets into a shouting match with Metta World Peace

3

If he gets into a shouting match with a teammate or coach

4

If he gets into a shouting match with his mother, Pamela McGee

Finish your beer, grab a new beer and finish that

If he is involved in a on court fight where punches are thrown

Do a keg stand or just start pounding everything in your refrigerator
   

TNT Inside The NBA

If Ernie, Shaq, Charles, or Kenny make a derogatory comment about him

1 (for each comment)

If Charles Barkley uses the word “turrible” when describing him

2 (for each turrible)

If he is displayed on Kenny’s Big Screen (must be the focal point of Kenny’s big screen presentation)

3

If Ernie, Shaq, Chuck, or Kenny compliment his play

2 (for each comment)

If Shaq compliments him excessively in order to make Andrew Bynum or Kobe Bryant look bad

3

If Charles says he’s the reason why Denver is winning

Finish your beer
   

Final Statistics
 

If he has more turnovers than points

1

If he has more fouls than points

2

If he has more goaltends than points

3

If above three categories exceeds total of points, rebounds, and blocks

4

If he outscores Andrew Bynum

Finish your beer, grab a new beer and finish that

If he outscores Kobe Bryant

Drink every alcoholic drink in your house, run to the store and buy $100 worth of alcohol, start drinking in the car, finish everything before you go to sleep

Post Game

If he gets the postgame interview with Craig Sager

3

If he comments on Craig’s suit

1

If his mother, Pamela McGee is mentioned in the interview

2

If he rips his jersey off and throws it into the stands

2

If he throws the ball into the stands

3
   

If he misses a high five with a teammate

2

If he hugs George Karl

1

If he cries (either in happiness or excessive pouting)

3

If he walks into the stands

Finish your beer and shout “RON ARTEST MALICE IN THE PALACE PART 2”