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• Battier pulling a Malone

  Wednesday, May 22, 2013
  

• PONDEXTER

  Tuesday, May 21, 2013
  

• The block that changed EVERYTHING.

  Saturday, May 18, 2013
  

• Phil Jackson throws Buss under the....bus

  Friday, May 17, 2013
  

• Curry!

  Thursday, May 16, 2013
  

• Mike Woodson Face

  Tuesday, May 14, 2013
  

• Chris Paul coming back to the Clippers?

  Saturday, May 11, 2013
  Chris Paul -- Re-Signing with the Clippers? 'I Hope So' - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe

• NAZR

  Friday, May 10, 2013
  

• NBA UNCENSORED TRASH TALK 10

  Thursday, May 9, 2013
  

• GIBSON

  Wednesday, May 8, 2013
  

• Craig Sager got chocolate wasted

  Friday, May 3, 2013
  

• Rose: Muscle Memory

  Friday, May 3, 2013
  

• MEANWHILE IN SPAIN

  Wednesday, May 1, 2013
  

• BACK TO BACK

  Saturday, April 27, 2013
  

• NFL QB Facebook Convos : THE DRAFT!

  Friday, April 26, 2013
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• My-Project NFL Museum-Domino

  Friday, April 26, 2013
  My NFL Dreams Continue Why I want the million bucks- it’s not just another one of those, ordinary saga’s; this is my real true inspiration. My imagination inspires me once again. Speaking of, “Collective Bargaining Agreements”, I have yet another proposal for the NFL, I was going to have to make aware to them eventually... read more

• Roy HIBBERT

  Wednesday, April 24, 2013
  

• HILARIOUS: Kobe talks playoffs and injury

  Monday, April 22, 2013
  

• GASOL TO DWIGHT

  Sunday, April 21, 2013
  

• MCGEE

  Saturday, April 20, 2013
  

• Seventh Woods Is The BEST 14 Year Old In The Country!

  Thursday, April 18, 2013
  

• Team NFL

  Monday, April 15, 2013
  The Priority Team There has been a lot of talk about which team will move to L.A.: & the Jaguars & Chargers are amongst the top of the list of that conversation. At least before Shahid Khan had acquired the Jacksonville Jaguars, and has decided to wait it out for 3 years, starting with last year... read more

• Kobe is watching this RIGHT NOW

  Saturday, April 13, 2013
  

• LeBron's new NBA Ad

  Friday, April 12, 2013
  

• Jay-Z Open Letter

  Thursday, April 11, 2013
  

• Metta is too sexy for his cat

  Wednesday, April 10, 2013
  

• Obama contacts Metta World Peace

  Friday, April 5, 2013
  

• Pop is hilarious

  Thursday, April 4, 2013
  

• @NotBillWalton's Top 10 Tweets About Robinson Cano Hiring Jay-Z As His Agent

  Tuesday, April 2, 2013
  With the announcement of Robinson Cano firing Scott Boras and hiring Jay-Z as his agent, there was a lot to be said about this intriguing union. Here are @NotBillWalton's top 10 tweets on the matter. Enjoy! #10 Robinson Cano hiring Jay-Z in perfect... read more

• Slow Motion Clip Of Chris Bosh's Game Winning Shot Against The Spurs

  Monday, April 1, 2013
  

• NBA UNCENSORED TRASH TALK 8

  Friday, March 29, 2013
  

• Boeheim FACE!

  Thursday, March 28, 2013
  

• ProFootballMock: Free Agency!

  Monday, March 25, 2013
  Follow @ProFootballMock and read even more funny stuff at http://profootballmock.com/   To see the other “NFL QBs on Facebook” discussions, CLICK HERE  

• Aaron Craft!

  Sunday, March 24, 2013
  

• Pitino or Pacino?

  Saturday, March 23, 2013
   

• AIRPLANE!

  Friday, March 22, 2013
  

• Jams Blair

  Wednesday, March 20, 2013
  

• @NotBillWalton's 2013 NCAA Tournament Challenge

  Tuesday, March 19, 2013
    Hey folks, it's that time of year again.  Celebrate March Madness @NotBillWalton style by joining my 2013 NCAA Tournament Challenge.  You can fill out your brackets here: es.pn/XXwICk  And as a gesture to give me back to my noble followers for your continued support, I will be paying out some prizes to the top performers in my group... read more

• LEBRON!

  Monday, March 18, 2013
  

• The Boeheim Stare

  Saturday, March 16, 2013
  

• Will Smtih reacts to Kobe being out indefinitely

  Wednesday, March 13, 2013
  

• Buffalo GM Buddy Nix and Tampa Bay GM Mark Dominik on TAPE!

  Tuesday, March 12, 2013
  

• KD on KG

  Sunday, March 10, 2013
  

• Valpo Buzzer Beater!

  Saturday, March 9, 2013
  

• Former NBA Player Renaldo Balkman Pushes Ref And Chokes Teammate In A PBA Game

  Friday, March 8, 2013
  

• Russell Westbrook's Touching KB3 Story

  Wednesday, March 6, 2013
  

• Wolves Harlem Shake

  Tuesday, March 5, 2013
  

• Phantasmagorical Ending to a High School Basketball Game (New Rochelle vs. Mount Vernon)

  Monday, March 4, 2013
  

• VINO

  Sunday, March 3, 2013
  

• LeBron Block

  Sunday, March 3, 2013
  

• NFL Asylum

  Sunday, March 3, 2013
  The National Football League Retirement Home & Evolution Center This is my idea for all any football players to be able to come seek treatment or even come & live. The NFL Retirement Home/Center will have single quarter living, and will also have a complete ability to house NFL Families... read more

• Juwan Howard Jr. is really this old

  Saturday, March 2, 2013
  

• Harlem Shake Miami HEAT Edition

  Thursday, February 28, 2013
  

• Steph Curry leaves Draymond Green hanging

  Wednesday, February 27, 2013
  

• Law & Order: SVU - Chris Brown & Rihanna Episode

  Wednesday, February 27, 2013
  

• Doug Collins' Press Conference Rant

  Wednesday, February 27, 2013
   

• Sissy shoving match Indiana/Golden State

  Tuesday, February 26, 2013
  

• Magic Johnson is trolling me

  Monday, February 25, 2013
  Magic writes the most obvious tweets on the PLANET. So a few weeks ago I  decided to make the hash tag #MagicJohnsonTweets and have some fun with it. Here is one of the tweeets with the hash tag:     Now look at what Magic wrote TODAY:     Art imitates life imitates art? Or is Magic just trolling me?

• 50 Cent Awkwardly Tries To Kiss Erin Andrews

  Monday, February 25, 2013
  

• BULLOCK FACE

  Sunday, February 24, 2013
  

• @AntisocialKobe = @KobeBryant

  Sunday, February 24, 2013
  and almost an hour later from the "official" PR account:  

• HUNTER IS APPALLED

  Saturday, February 23, 2013
  

• What Jordan REALLY said

  Friday, February 22, 2013
  

• All the NFL Logos, if they were bad British stereotypes! (Credit: David Rappoccio)

  Thursday, February 21, 2013
  Credit: David Rappoccio (www.TheDrawPlay.com)

• Countdown to @NotBillWalton's 2nd Anniversary: Moment #2 - Dane Cook Steals & Blocks But Doesn't Credit NBW With The Assist

  Tuesday, February 19, 2013
  With the 2nd anniversary of the @NotBillWalton Twitter feed less than two weeks away, we will be sharing memories from the past two years with our noble and supportive followers that have stuck with the feed through thick and thin... read more

• Countdown to @NotBillWalton's 2nd Anniversary: Moment #1 - The First Big Retweet

  Tuesday, February 19, 2013
  As we are just a few weeks away from the 2nd anniversary of the @NotBillWalton Twitter feed, we thought that we'd share memories from the past two years with our noble and supportive followers that have stuck with the feed through thick and thin... read more

• Lil Wayne vs Chris Bosh

  Monday, February 18, 2013
  

• Kobe Bryant's block of LeBron James in the 2013 NBA All-Star Game

  Sunday, February 17, 2013
  

• Tony Parker puts the ball between Chris Bosh's legs in the NBA all-star game

  Sunday, February 17, 2013
  

• Chris Paul puts the ball between Chris Bosh's legs in the NBA all-star game

  Sunday, February 17, 2013
  

• Chris Bosh shoots an airball in the NBA all-star game

  Sunday, February 17, 2013
  

• JORDAN

  Saturday, February 16, 2013
   

• Final Terrence Ross Dunk

  Saturday, February 16, 2013
  

• Terrence Ross!

  Saturday, February 16, 2013
  

• SWEEP THE LEG

  Saturday, February 16, 2013
  

• OMFG BOSH BABY

  Saturday, February 16, 2013
  

• DIKEMBE

  Friday, February 15, 2013
  

• Ouch

  Thursday, February 14, 2013
  

• NFL Valentine Day Cards

  Thursday, February 14, 2013
  To see the other Hilarious NFL discussions, made famous by our good friends at ProFootballMock.com, CLICK HERE      

• Leonard Cooper Hilariously Wins Jeopardy Teen Tournament

  Wednesday, February 13, 2013
  

• Steph Curry looks FOCUSED for the 3-point Competition

  Wednesday, February 13, 2013
  

• RUBIO

  Tuesday, February 12, 2013
  

• Throw It Down Moment of the Day

  Tuesday, February 12, 2013
  

• Jeff Capel's 1995 Buzzer Beater vs. UNC

  Tuesday, February 12, 2013
  

• Dwight Howard's Gmail Inbox (Credit: thewhistle.com)

  Tuesday, February 12, 2013
  

• Blake Time Traveling

  Tuesday, February 12, 2013
  

• Remember this Kobe?

  Monday, February 11, 2013
  

• Mike Bibby Gets Ejected From His Son's HS Basketball Game

  Monday, February 11, 2013
   

• Two College Students Snuck in the the Super Bowl and FIlmed the Whole Thing

  Monday, February 11, 2013
  

• Frank Ocean's Cringe Worthy Grammy Awards Performance

  Sunday, February 10, 2013
  

• Fresh Prince to LeBron

  Sunday, February 10, 2013
  

• Kobe

  Sunday, February 10, 2013
  

• NFL Players Give Maxim Their Favorite Swear Words.

  Saturday, February 9, 2013
  

• Deposition

  Saturday, February 9, 2013
  

• Dwyane Wade on LeBron

  Saturday, February 9, 2013
  “He’s off the planet right now,” Dwyane Wade said. “He’s not even the best basketball player on the planet. He’s surpassed the planet, somewhere else. I don’t know with him... read more

• Wisconsin! Insane!

  Saturday, February 9, 2013
  

• Javale McGee Monster Dunk vs. Chicago

  Friday, February 8, 2013
  

• Uncensored NBA Trash Talk

  Friday, February 8, 2013
  

• This guys should play Han Solo

  Thursday, February 7, 2013
  

• Random Sports Trash Talk

  Wednesday, February 6, 2013
  

• KOBE!

  Tuesday, February 5, 2013
  

• Dwight needs this kid

  Tuesday, February 5, 2013
  

• Time Lapse Video: Fan reaction to Ravens Super Bowl Win

  Monday, February 4, 2013
  

• A Special Thanks From NFL Memes

  Monday, February 4, 2013
  A Special Thank You From the NFL Memes (Brandon & Weis) Just wanted to start off by saying Congratulations to the Baltimore Ravens and all their fans on winning Super Bowl XLVII, they definitely had us recycle a lot of our memes that we had planned when and if they did lose in the playoffs... read more

• Kai the Homeless Hitchhiker kills a man who thinks he is Jesus with a hatchet

  Monday, February 4, 2013
  

• NFL QB Facebook Convos Super Bowl 47!!

  Monday, February 4, 2013
  To see the other “NFL QBs on Facebook” discussions, made famous by our good friends at ProFootballMock.com, CLICK HERE  

• Confetti Angel!

  Sunday, February 3, 2013
  

• JACOBY!

  Sunday, February 3, 2013
  

• WTF Beyonce!

  Sunday, February 3, 2013
  

• SACK DANCE!

  Sunday, February 3, 2013
  

• Flacco!

  Sunday, February 3, 2013
  

• Super Bowl Final Score Predictions!

  Sunday, February 3, 2013
   I love giving back to my followers! So I'm going to keep this one simple!     List your winning Super Bowl score below.   THE FIRST COMMENT that has the winning score and winning team RIGHT will win a $50 Gift Card from ME, in conjuction with NFL_Memes!    Yup, all you have to do is tell me your prediction for the winning score in the comments section below, that easy... read more

• Not Bill Walton's Super Bowl Drinking Game!

  Sunday, February 3, 2013
  Hey folks! Time for one of the biggest sporting events of the year! And with that comes one of the biggest drinking occassions of the year! And no fear, Uncle Walton will get you glass eyed in NO TIME... read more

• NBA UNCENSORED TRASH TALK 6

  Friday, February 1, 2013
  

• VINCE

  Friday, February 1, 2013
  

• HILARIOUS: "The Big Game"

  Friday, February 1, 2013
  

• Fisher aint mad atcha

  Friday, February 1, 2013
  

• Joe JOHNSON

  Wednesday, January 30, 2013
  

• NFL QB Facebook Convos "Mark My Words!"

  Monday, January 28, 2013
  To see the other “NFL QBs on Facebook” discussions, made famous by our good friends at ProFootballMock.com, CLICK HERE  

• Rajon Rondo's ACL Injury

  Sunday, January 27, 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    <a href="http://www... read more

• DURANT

  Sunday, January 27, 2013
  

• @NotBillWalton's 2012-2013 NBA Midseason Awards

  Thursday, January 24, 2013
  It’s officially the midpoint of the 2012-2013 NBA season. This is a great opportunity to reflect on the highs and lows of the enthralling 1st half we’ve just witnessed. Who were the winners that threw it down? Who were the losers that let us down? We take a closer look:   BEST PLAYER This was a tough decision, considering amazing performances from LeBron James and Kevin Durant, along with the MVP-caliber efforts of Carmelo Anthony and Chris Paul... read more

• Metta World Therapy from The NOC!

  Thursday, January 24, 2013
  

• DURANT!

  Tuesday, January 22, 2013
  

• KNOCKED THE EFF OUT

  Tuesday, January 22, 2013
  

• SERENA

  Tuesday, January 22, 2013
  

• Ravens LB Terrell Suggs rips Patriots, calls them 'arrogant f**kers'

  Monday, January 21, 2013
   

• NFL QB Facebook Convos: Championship Game Edition! From @ProFootballMock!

  Monday, January 21, 2013
  NFL QB's on Facebook: Championship Game Edition! (Brought to you by @ProFootballMock)  

• LOL

  Sunday, January 20, 2013
  

• Twitter Funnyman @NotBillWalton's Top 10 Manti Te'o Tweets

  Friday, January 18, 2013
  Since Deadspin.com broke the Manti Te'o girlfriend hoax story, the Twitterverse has exploded with perspective, opinions, and, of course, humor.  Never one to shy away from a big story, Twitter parody artist @NotBillWalton shared some of his best Manti Te'o's zingers with his 137,000+ followers... read more

• LEBRON BLOCK

  Thursday, January 17, 2013
  

• @LennayKay just trolled...EVERYONE

  Thursday, January 17, 2013
  It isn't fair to drag Reagan and Troy into this.. a lot of truths and myths need to be addressed here, and they will be at noon PST tomorrow — L K (@LennayKay) January 17, 2013 I will be releasing a statement, via twitter, between 11am and noon today... read more

• Bring on Brady (Call Me Maybe Parody)

  Thursday, January 17, 2013
  

• The NFL: "A Bad Lip Reading"

  Wednesday, January 16, 2013
  A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL! http://youtu.be/Zce-QT7MGSE

• Wade is SOFT

  Tuesday, January 15, 2013
  

• Exclusive Disrespectful NBA Moments 5

  Monday, January 14, 2013
  

• NFL QB Conversation - Divisional Round Up!

  Monday, January 14, 2013
  Read other hilarious convos and other good stuff from ProFootballMock   CLICK HERE

• SportsNation caught stealing from NFL Memes

  Saturday, January 12, 2013
   

• FLACCO

  Saturday, January 12, 2013
  

• HOLIDAY!

  Saturday, January 12, 2013
  

• Duracell Batteries: Trust Your Power - NFL's Patrick Willis

  Saturday, January 12, 2013
  

• Your Top 15 Entries For #LakersThemeSong

  Saturday, January 12, 2013
  Thanks to my noble followers, #LakersThemeSong was a huge success and trended in some cities.  The laughs were certainly plentiful.  Here are the top 15 entries you sent in: #15 livin on a prayer #LakersThemeSong — Michael J Fox (@MikeyJFox33) January 12, 2013 ... read more

• Seattle Seahawks' Richard Sherman Mic'd up vs Redskins Punch To The Face By Trent Williams!

  Wednesday, January 9, 2013
  

• UNCENSORED NBA TRASH TALK 4

  Tuesday, January 8, 2013
  

• NFL QBs on Facebook "Wildcard Edition" brought by @ProFootballMock

  Monday, January 7, 2013
  Read more of Pro Football Mock:  CLICK HERE!!  

• The NFL Memes Guys make their Wild Card Weekend Picks!

  Friday, January 4, 2013
  THE NFL PLAYOFFS ARE HERE! The NFL Memes guys: Brandon Hubschman and Weis Karzai dish out their Wild Card Weekend Picks!   Weis' Picks! Saturday 4:30 NBC Cincinnati Bengals vs. Houston Texans Pick: Texans: 17 Bengals:14 Two amazing defenses! Bengals are the hotter team but with the Texans playing at home, that could be the X-factor, I think Arian Foster will be the difference maker... read more

• Cowboys fan blows up washing machine with Romo jersey on top

  Wednesday, January 2, 2013
  

• NBA New Year's Countdown

  Monday, December 31, 2012
  Steve Nash (10) Tony Parker (9) D-Will (8) Melo (7) LeBron (6) Jason Kidd (5) Luke Walton (4) DWade (3) John Wall (2) DRose (1)..... RUSSELL WESTBROOK!! (0)

• Week 17 NFL QB Facebook Convo - New Years Eve Edition

  Monday, December 31, 2012
  Read more of Pro Football Mock:  CLICK HERE  

• Avery Johnson Jr tells it like it is

  Thursday, December 27, 2012
  

• Week 16 NFL QBs Facebook Convo!

  Wednesday, December 26, 2012
  To see the other “NFL QBs on Facebook” from ProFootballMock.com CLICK HERE  

• #ThrowItDown Moment of Xmas

  Wednesday, December 26, 2012
  

• 'Twas The Night Before Christmas (NBA Season)

  Monday, December 24, 2012
  'Twas the night before Christmas, from East Coast to West, not a creature was stirring, not even Ron Artest.  The nets were hung on the rims with care, in hopes that tip-off soon would be there.   Lamar Odom was nestled all snug in his beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in his heads... read more

• 2012 New York Jets Bloopers.

  Friday, December 21, 2012
  

• Uncensored NBA Trash Talk

  Friday, December 21, 2012
  

• #ThrowItDown Moment of the Day

  Tuesday, December 18, 2012
  

• ProFootballMock's NFL QB Facebook Convo!

  Monday, December 17, 2012
   www.profootballmock.com Twitter: @Profootballmock   Read more from them today!  

• Why Troy Polamalu Is so Hot?

  Friday, December 14, 2012
     Troy Polamalu is getting more and more popular and recently a research showed that he is the most beloved player in NFL. Why he is so hot ? I guess there are several reasons.    First of all , he play football very well ... read more

• NFL Memes article!

  Thursday, December 13, 2012
  CBSSports is awesome for this article! Way to go @NFL_Memes & Facebook.com/MemesOfTheNFL!!

• Chris Bosh "Men Only" Party

  Wednesday, December 12, 2012
  Make sure to follow ITSREAL85 on Youtube!

• The Life of a Super Fan: License Plate Guy - Joe Ruback

  Tuesday, December 11, 2012
  Special written by W.K. License Plate Guy: Joe Ruback "Hard Working, Physical Education Teacher, Family Man & Die Heart New York Giants Fan"     Plenty of us are fans of a team in the National Football League... read more

• Week 14 NFL QBs on Facebook

  Monday, December 10, 2012
  www.profootballmock.com Follow: @ProFootballmock   For more great articles and hilarious content!  

• Most Hilarious Edited Manny Pics

  Sunday, December 9, 2012
  

• Which knock out is worse?

  Sunday, December 9, 2012
  

• Andrew Bynum shooting a basketball

  Friday, December 7, 2012
   

• JR Leviticus Smith

  Wednesday, December 5, 2012
  

• Chan Gailey's Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

  Wednesday, December 5, 2012
  A Buffalo Bills-related parody of PSY's Gangnam Style  

• Chan Gailey's Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

  Wednesday, December 5, 2012
  A Buffalo Bills-related parody of PSY's Gangnam Style  

• Chan Gailey's Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

  Wednesday, December 5, 2012
  A Buffalo Bills-related parody of PSY's Gangnam Style  

• Rockets announcer kills the Lakers

  Wednesday, December 5, 2012
  

• ProfootballMock's Facebook Convo Week 13

  Monday, December 3, 2012
  FOLLOW: @ProFootballMock SITE: http://www.profootballmock.com    

• Andrew Luck to Avery pass: Tecmo Bowl STYLE!

  Monday, December 3, 2012
  

• Sheed ejected for "BALL DONT LIE"

  Sunday, December 2, 2012
  

• Kris Hump has the Bump

  Thursday, November 29, 2012
  We already know you have herpes, Kris. RT@krishumphries I can't wait for the truth to come out! People will be surprised or maybe they won't — Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) January 9, 2012 Showing NBA players the herpes sores Kim shared with you isn't very funny, Kris... read more

• Rondo/Hump Fight

  Wednesday, November 28, 2012
  

• James Johnson. Sacramento King. NBA Hipster.

  Tuesday, November 27, 2012
                  

• 15 Moments in NBA History Recreated in MS Paint

  Tuesday, November 27, 2012
  Compiled below are 15 Moments in NBA History Recreated in MS Paint by Inside Hoops NBA Forum members. These great posters are not only hilarious, but extremely talented as well. Here is a link to the entire thread:  http://www... read more

• ProFootballMocks's NFL QB Facecbook Convo: The Playoff Hunt

  Monday, November 26, 2012
   Credit: @ProFootballMock  ProFootballMock.com

• Penn State coach Bill O'Brien

  Saturday, November 24, 2012
  

• Kevin Durant almost killed grandma

  Wednesday, November 21, 2012
  

• EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF ANDREW BYNUM HURTING HIMSELF WHILE BOWLING (CELL PHONE VIDEO)

  Wednesday, November 21, 2012
  

• Malice at the Palace

  Monday, November 19, 2012
  

• Malice at the Palace

  Monday, November 19, 2012
  

• ProFootballMock's NFL QB Facebook Convos - Thanksgiving Week

  Monday, November 19, 2012
  www.profootballmock.com, and link back to our site.

• Title

  Tuesday, November 13, 2012
  

• Carmelo Anthony Posts on Facebook, Hilarity Ensues

  Tuesday, November 13, 2012
   

• Kansas City Chiefs Safety Eric Berry is terrified of Horses!

  Tuesday, November 13, 2012
  

• Profootballmock's NFL QB Facebook Convos

  Monday, November 12, 2012
  FOLLOW: @ProFootballMock on Twitter now! Hilarious stuff!!  

• Lets all laugh at Tim Tebow

  Sunday, November 11, 2012
  

• Here is the Mike Brown Era in Picture Form

  Friday, November 9, 2012
  

• Exactly how Mike Brown learned he was getting let go

  Friday, November 9, 2012
  

• Sam Gordon, BOOM!

  Thursday, November 8, 2012
  

• NATE SILVER IS AN EVIL GENIUS

  Wednesday, November 7, 2012
  NATE SILVER'S PREDICTIONS:   ACTUAL 2012 ELECTORAL RESULTS:  

• Will the real Randy Moss please stand up?

  Tuesday, November 6, 2012
  

• Voter Identification Requirements

  Tuesday, November 6, 2012
                  Voter Identification Requirements Voter ID Requirements Currently in Effect         Strict Photo Photo Non-Photo No Voter ID Law On this page State Requirements for Voter ID 2012 Legislative Action 2011 Legislative Action Legislative Action, 2003-2010 Recent Litigation  Details of Voter ID Requirements For More Information   

• ELECTION DAY

  Tuesday, November 6, 2012
  ON THIS ELECTION DAY…         @NOTBILLWALTON HAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE…            GO TO THE VOTING BOOTH…         AND…         THROW IT DOWN!!       …with authority

• Week 9 In Review! (Memes)

  Tuesday, November 6, 2012
  Adrian Peterson had a scorching 74 Yard TD run against the Seahawks! Christian Ponder threw a scorching 63 yards the WHOLE GAME! Arthur Blank owns the Atlanta Falcons and Home Depot, unfortunately business slows down after Christmas for both his million dollar investments... read more

• Week 9 NFL Facebook Convo

  Monday, November 5, 2012
  Week 9 NFL Facebook Convo from:  @ProFootballMock  

• 1.21 Gigawatts

  Monday, November 5, 2012
  

• NotBillWalton's Prologue to the 2012-13 NBA Season

  Tuesday, October 30, 2012
    As the sun sets in the valley of the crescent moon, my dear friends, it is time. Time to partake on the single greatest, most legendary journey ever known to man. The surreal warrior like quest for the Larry O'Brien NBA Championship Trophy, a prize earned only by playing the greatest known sport of all time... read more

• NotBillWalton's Prologue to the 2012-13 NBA Season

  Tuesday, October 30, 2012
  As the sun sets in the valley of the crescent moon, my dear friends, it is time. Time to partake on the single greatest, most legendary journey ever known to man. The surreal warrior like quest for the Larry O'Brien NBA Championship Trophy, a prize earned only by playing the greatest known sport of all time... read more

• NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK WEEK 8: HALLOWEEN

  Tuesday, October 30, 2012
  NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK WEEK 8: HALLOWEEN  Follow: @ProFootballMock  Read: ProFootballMock.com   I am also pleased to be the very first parody account on Twitter to have posted the absolute hilarity from ProFootballMock... read more

• Twas The Night Before The NBA Season (2012-2013 Edition)

  Monday, October 29, 2012
  Twas the night before the NBA season, from East Coast to West, not a creature was stirring, not even Ron Artest.  The nets were hung on the rims with care, in hopes that tip-off soon would be there... read more

• FANTASY FIGHT: Clubber Lang vs. Ivan Drago

  Saturday, October 27, 2012
  What if Rocky Balboa's two most heinous foes actually squared off against each other? Who would come out victorious; James "Clubber" Lang or Ivan Drago AKA Death From Above.  Here's a tale of the tape:   Name: James "Clubber" LangFrom: Chicago, IL, USAHeight: 6 ft 1 inWeight: 210 lbsStance: SouthpawMost Heinous Act: Killed Mickey Goldmill VERSUS   Name: Ivan DragoFrom: Siberia, USSRHeight: 6 ft 5 1/2 inWeight: 251 lbsStance: OrthodoxMost Heinous Act: Killed Apollo Creed FIGHT BREAKDOWN: Clubber Lang's Strengths: -Intense Southpaw slugger driven by excessive levels of rage... read more

• Fox News really wrote this

  Friday, October 19, 2012
  http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2012/10/19/obama-invents-fake-disease-describe-romney-policies  

• ProFootballMock's Facebook Convo

  Monday, October 15, 2012
   

• Kate Upton celebrating #NationalNoBraDay!

  Saturday, October 13, 2012
   

• ProFootballMock's NFL QB Facebook Convo: Part 2

  Monday, October 8, 2012
  

• Skip Bayless' REAL article on Tim Tebow

  Monday, October 8, 2012
  

• Title

  Monday, October 8, 2012
  Skip Bayless: My Year of Tebow - ESPN           EDITIONS: USA DEPORTES More Asia Australia Brazil United Kingdom CITIES: BOSTON CHICAGO DALLAS LOS ANGELES NEW YORK ESPN NFL <a href="http://ad... read more

• Peyton Manning Posts on Facebook... Hilarious Responses Ensue

  Friday, October 5, 2012
  CREDIT: ProFootballMock.com CREDIT: ProFootballMock.com

• NBA stars react to Flopping Ban

  Saturday, September 29, 2012
  DENIAL Blake: "The NBA CAN'T ban flopping!  That would mean disbanding my entire team. NOT HAPPENING!"   OUTRAGE   LeBron: "This is BULLSH$&! They are probably going to ban XXXL headbands and pay-per-refs next! The league is simply out of control... read more

• All 32 NFL Quarterbacks & Their Muppet Doppelgangers

  Wednesday, September 26, 2012
    Joe Flacco - Sam The Eagle Source: s3-ak.buzzfed.com RGIII - Rowlf The Dog Not to mention RGIII is a division rival with Michael Vick Ben Roethlisberger - The Bread Monster Sam Bradford - Bull Mark Sanchez - Kermit The Frog Cam Newton - Fozzie Bear Ryan Fitzpatrick - Behemouth Brandon Weeden - Rizzo the Rat Aaron Rodgers - Chester Rat Jay Cutler - The Newsman Andrew Luck - Howard Tubman Matt Cassel - Timmy Monster Andy Dalton - Luncheon Counter Monster Tom Brady - Pepe The King Prawn Jake Locker - Crazy Harry Ryan Tannehill - Beaker Matthew Stafford - Sweetums Christian Ponder - Darci Matt Schaub - Caveman Peyton Manning - Johnny Fiama Michael Vick - Jo Beth Garfdoohoo Blane Gabbert - Nate Leakey Alex Smith - Bats Josh Freeman - Meepzorp Tony Romo - Scooter Matt Ryan - Gertha Carson Palmer - Animal Kevin Kolb - The Weather Guy Philip Rivers - Angry Miss Piggy Russell Wilson - The Procrastinator (Updated) Drew Brees - Gonzo Eli Manning - Eli Manning   CREDIT: http://www... read more

• Weekly Memes of the NFL Caption Contest

  Saturday, September 22, 2012
  CONGRATS TO OUR 2 WINNERS OF $25 AMAZON GIFT CARDS THIS WEEK:      CONOR DUNLEAVY   AND   NICK COTTONE   CONGRATS GUYS!    Thanks to EVERYONE for entering, and lets do it again next week!    In conjunction with MEMES... read more

• A Hitchhiker's Guide to Shutting Down NFL Quarterbacks

  Tuesday, September 18, 2012
  Worried about how your favorite team is going to stop the opposing QB on Sunday? Here's a foolproof guide to shutting down 25 NFL QBs:   Matthew Stafford: Take away Megatron Eli Manning: Take away his coloring book and crayons Michael Vick: Touch him Aaron Rodgers: Steal his TD celebration dance to hawk insurance Joe Flacco: Have him throw a pass to Lee Evans Alex Smith: Have him throw a pass deeper than 10 yards Mark Sanchez: Have him throw a pass Tim Tebow: Have him play QB Cam Newton: Stop paying him Drew Brees: Remove his magical facial mole with a laser Tom Brady: Put the defense in Giants jerseys Matt Cassel: Keep him away from a Pats jersey Jay Cutler: Put a defense in front of him Tony Romo: Move the game to December Matt Ryan: Move the game to January Peyton Manning: Move the game to February Ryan Tannehill: Ask him to name every team in the NFL Russell Wilson: Put him behind an offensive line to block his view Brandon Weeden: Steal is AARP card Andrew Luck: Nominate him for the Heisman Trophy Ben Roethlisberger: Put him on a motorcycle Philip Rivers: Put duct tape over his mouth Ryan Fitzpatrick: Remind him that he plays for the Bills Andy Dalton: Remind him that he’s a soulless ginger Carson Palmer: Remind him that he’s Carson Palmer

• NFL WEEK TWO: 7 Must See Matchups & Some Unscientific Predictions

  Friday, September 14, 2012
  In conjunction with MEMES of the NFL I give you: Week 2 of the 2012 NFL season is upon us! Here are 7 gridiron battles you shouldn't miss:   Chiefs-Bills: Watching the Bills play = Comedy. Watching the Bills play at home while their fans look miserable knowing that they have to suffer through yet another atrocious season = Epic Comedy... read more

• Skip Bayless dismissed by Kevin Durant

  Tuesday, September 11, 2012
  Kevin Durant is refusing to play Skip's game. But by merely acknowledging him, has he already lost? My fave player, KDurant, again falls into LeBron's trap, working out & buddying up w/ him. No, KD! Destroyed u in Finals b/c didn't fear u... read more

• Walton's Monday Morning QB

  Monday, September 10, 2012
  Good morning folks! Now is the time for my riveting edition of Monday Morning QB! Are you ready? Here we go!  WEEK 2: Chiefs-Bills: Buffalo made another team miserable instead of their long-suffering fans... read more

• Robert Griffin III is a BEAST!

  Sunday, September 9, 2012
  

• Gus Johnson's Epic Safety Call

  Saturday, September 8, 2012
  

• John. Clayton. Slayer.

  Thursday, September 6, 2012
  

• RKelly National Anthem

  Wednesday, September 5, 2012
  

• New NFL movie "Interception"

  Wednesday, September 5, 2012
    The New NFL movie "Interception" comes out tonight starring some legendary quarterbacks like Tony Romo, Carson Palmer and Tim Tebow. I caught up with them to get their take on the film: Tony Romo: "While I've been known for falling victim to LeBronification in the 4th quarter, let's face it, LeBron won a ring... read more

• Walton's NFL Breakdowns: AFC North

  Thursday, August 30, 2012
  Baltimore Ravens:   If you would have told me that Joe Flacco would make one of the most controversial comments of the offseason on a team that includes loquacious loudmouth's Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs, I would have assumed you were in a heightened state of sheer lunacy usually reserved for mindless zombies high on bath salts or drunk rambling mad men like Mel Gibson... read more

• The list of #NFLRules Dez Bryant must abide by

  Tuesday, August 28, 2012
  Due to past behavioral incidents by their young receiver, the Dallas Cowboys have mandated a set of strict #NFLRules for Dez Bryant to follow this season. Here's how Jerry Jones and his staff threw it down:   1) Must stay at least 100 yards away from all mothers... read more

• PIC CAPTION CONTEST: James Harden at a Strip Club Edition

  Monday, August 27, 2012
  It's that time again! Drop your wittiest, zaniest, most hilarious caption for this epic moment in time...   Put your captions in the comment section below. As always, I'll choose the captions that give me the grandest, heartiest chuckle... read more

• Top 10 Charlotte Bobcats plays of 2012

  Saturday, August 25, 2012
  

• Chris Broussard's cloned tweet

  Friday, August 24, 2012
  Notice Ken Berger and Chris Broussard have exactly the same tweet. Is Bill Eichenberge paying for the follow or is Chris Broussard doing what he usually does? Or are Ken Berger and Chris Broussard really the same person, a sort of Chriken Bergssard hybrid? WHAT IS GOING ON?  

• Breaking Vick

  Tuesday, August 21, 2012
    Newly retired NFL quarterback Michael Vick will be paired with Lassie for 'Breaking Vick', a story about a former football player who partners with a highly intelligent collie to start a BBQ Rib joint that also doubles as a Meth lab... read more

• MNF stuff

  Monday, August 20, 2012
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• Monday Night Football

  Monday, August 20, 2012
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• Michael Beasley

  Sunday, August 19, 2012
  It appears that it’s come time for Michael Beasley, who recently signed a three-year contract with the Suns, to move out of his Minnesota mansion.  Oddly, he won’t be packing up a U-Haul and taking his belongings to Phoenix; he’s elected to have an estate sale instead... read more

• Celebrities React

  Friday, August 17, 2012
     

• Bi-Polar America: Using the English as an Official Language Argument to Gauge Personal Freedoms

  Friday, August 17, 2012
  A major gripe from US citizens politcally swinging left have with US citizens politically swinging right is that the latter tends to be close-minded on many issues, specifically related to civil liberties, personal freedoms, and even science... read more

• 6 NBA Players as Madonna Songs

  Friday, August 17, 2012
  To celebrate the extravagant birthday weekend celebration of the incomparable Madonna, I have asked myself what if Madonna songs were NBA players. The result; a list of 6 NBA players capturing the essence of extremely popular Madonna songs... read more

• Lochte Nation on 90210

  Thursday, August 16, 2012
  

• 3 Hilarious NBA Foot Locker Commercials

  Thursday, August 16, 2012
  3 unique Foot Locker commercials! Enjoy folks!

• 3 Hilarious NBA Foot Locker Commercials

  Thursday, August 16, 2012
  3 unique Foot Locker commercials! Enjoy folks!

• Video of Chad Johnson getting cut

  Wednesday, August 15, 2012
  

• Spencer! Explain yourself my friend!

  Monday, August 13, 2012
  I adore Spencer Hawes. He is a powerhouse presence with a keen sense of mind, and a unique disposition. Which makes it all the worse to see him not block this shot! Spencer! Whats up??  

• Live Look at Dwight Howard Press Conference

  Friday, August 10, 2012
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• Lets play follow the Parody

  Friday, August 10, 2012
  I say Team USA will destroy Spain by 30. So what does that mean? Congrats to Team USA. They will destroy Spain by 30 on Sunday and bring home the gold once again. #ThrowItDown — Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) August 10, 2012 It means follow the parody, Skip Bayless... read more

• Shaq talks about Dwight Trade

  Friday, August 10, 2012
   

• BeyondHype.com is Amazing

  Friday, August 10, 2012
  Greetings and salutations! My good friends over at BeyondHype.com (@Beyond__Hype on Twitter) have decided to open up the vaults of their wonderful store, and they are celebrating this glorious achievement by giving away a gift card worth $50! Here is a wonderful package they sent me: Expert packaging, t-shirts untouched and placed in plastic... read more

• 10 Stages of Douchebaggery: Ryan Lochte's Drunken Night

  Friday, August 10, 2012
  Ryan Lochte's ascension to the top of the U.S. sports' biggest douchebag list has been well-documented. More impressively, he's reached this exclusive summit in just a few short weeks. But what makes Lochte's douche game so tight? We take a look inside Lochte Nation and break down how Lochte has perfected the art of douchebaggery: 1) The Strut - Lochte unleashes the smug face, a staple of douchebags across the globe, when he realizes that the paparazzi is documenting his every drunken move... read more

• Dwight Howard

  Thursday, August 9, 2012
  The Los Angeles Lakers, Orlando Magic,  Denver Nuggets and Philadelphia 76ers  are involved in a four-team, multiplayer trade that will send Dwight Howard to the Lakers!   FINALLY. FINALLY... read more

• Irish Announcer Wins The Olympics With His Sailing Commentary

  Thursday, August 9, 2012
  

• Serena Williams' Crip Walk vs Misty May-Treanor's Running Man

  Wednesday, August 8, 2012
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• BREAKING: The reason Kobe wont play in the NBA next season!

  Tuesday, August 7, 2012
  After an intense conversation with Usain Bolt, Kobe had an instant revelation and has decided to abruptly and shockingly quit playing basketball professionally. He will now train to be the last leg in the 4X100 relay in the next Olympic games... read more

• Liu Xiang's Demoralizing Yet Inspirational Performance in the 110m Hurdles

  Tuesday, August 7, 2012
     

• Westbrook, Melo and Durant shimmy

  Monday, August 6, 2012
           

• The Usain Bolt ANTHEM

  Sunday, August 5, 2012
  

• Dwight Howard chooses Lochte Nation!

  Saturday, August 4, 2012
   Dwight Howard and his Supreme Leader of Douchbaggery, Prince of SELF (his own title) Ryan Lochte have released a joint statement: Dwight:  After being stuck on stupid and not making decision on what team to join, I have finally come up with a plan: I pick ME! I am proud to announce that I am taking my talents to Lochte Nation! An ego driven, "ME FIRST" approach is not only what I need it's who I am... read more

• The Reason NBC Delays Footage: To be Racist

  Friday, August 3, 2012
   NBC delayed live broadcasts so....that someone could perfectly time their advertisements to a racist idealogue.  I am disgusted and appalled. Watch below.  

• UH ESPN: When Parody Meets Reality

  Thursday, August 2, 2012
  While Melo was putting up a glorious run against Nigeria, I put up this tweet: Melo now has record for most USA points in an Olympic game! Somehow, ESPN will find out a way to fit Jeremy Lin into their story about it... read more

• Rumor: iPhone 5 $800: The World REACTS

  Thursday, August 2, 2012
  Mike Brown: Eight HUNDRED dollars? I...I..can't..I CAN'T....I just... I I I I   Kobe: WHAT? $800???  PPFFFFFTTT Durant: Did NotBillWalton really just say $800 for an IPHONE 5? LeBron: I know right? That's almost how much I paid for this industrial strength headband! Durant: Wait... read more

• Hilarious. When playing to lose doesnt get you in the lottery

  Wednesday, August 1, 2012
  

• Your 20 Step Guide to Every Olympic Boxing Match

  Wednesday, August 1, 2012
  With so many events to keep track of in the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, you probably won't have enough time to watch them all. Fret not, I'm here to help. Here is a 20 step guide to every Olympic boxing match that will take place during the remainder of this Olympiad... read more

• Collection of Team USA dunks; Wee-Bay is enthralled!!

  Tuesday, July 31, 2012
        THROW IT DOWN!!

• Kobe Continues to Treat Great Britain Like His Own Pleasure Island

  Monday, July 30, 2012
  Earlier, I showed you a picture of Kobe discreetly canoodling with a young lady in a London club. But that has nothing on this little rendezvous. Still married to Vanessa? Only on paper... Now, how does this work? Does Kobe have to give one to Vanessa?   PUT ON A SHIRT!! CREDIT: TMZ

• 12 SEXIEST AMERICAN WOMEN OF THE OLYMPICS

  Monday, July 30, 2012
  ALEX MORGAN - SOCCER LOLO JONES - TRACK & FIELD KIM GLASS - VOLLEYBALL HEATHER MITTS - SOCCER ALLYSON FELIX - TRACK & FIELD NASTIA LIUKIN - GYMNASTICS SUSAN FRANCIA - ROWING KIM VANDENBERG - SWIMMING AMANDA BEARD - SWIMMING JESSICA HARDY - SWIMMING HOPE SOLO - SOCCER ALICIA SACRAMONE - GYMNASTICS     Mike Miller is ENTHRALLED!

• USA/Angola is sloppier than Redman's apartment on this episode of Cribs

  Monday, July 30, 2012
  

• Ryan Lochte Saga Continues: More Appalling Behavior from America

  Sunday, July 29, 2012
  Yesterday, I detailed the horrid display of patriotism shown by Ryan Lochte in this article. In showing my pure disgust for Lochte's decision to thank "Lochte Nation" instead of America, I missed one other disturbing facet to Lochte's delusional persona; he wears grills... read more

• PIC CAPTION CONTEST: Michelle Obama Edition

  Sunday, July 29, 2012
  It's that time again! Drop your wittiest, zaniest, most hilarious caption for this Olympic moment: Put your captions in the comment section below. As always, I'll choose the ones that give me a chuckle... read more

• Ryan Lochte, Representing Your Country, & Lochte Nation

  Saturday, July 28, 2012
  When Ryan Lochte won his a gold medal in the 400m Individual Medley, the first American gold in the 2012 London Olympics, he didnt thank his country, he didnt even thank his mother. He thanked... read more

• Terrell Gausha is quite Impressive

  Saturday, July 28, 2012
  Terrell Gausha scored the first knock out of the 2012 Olympics! In a close match, Gausha didnt want to leave it to judges decision. Therefore, he took the fight into his own hands, literally. With the passion of a youthful lion roaring at the sun, Gausha stormed to life, registering an epic knock down here: And just to show that he was no where near finished, Gausha ripped open the heart of his opponent and tramped his soul with this epic #ThrowItDown moment, sending his foe to the mat wondering what year it was... read more

• Top 6 NBA Players That Should Compete In Other Olympic Events

  Saturday, July 28, 2012
  Top 6 NBA Players That Should Compete In Other Olympic Events NBA players are among the most athletic in the world. Instead of frolicking around Great Britain on segways while wearing Polo berets, Team USA could quite possibly provide a lift to many more events... read more

• Watch the Olympics live!

  Friday, July 27, 2012
  CLICK HERE: http://www.yycast.com/ghfhjfjkgkl

• A cheaper, and better history lesson than the Olympic Opening Ceremony

  Friday, July 27, 2012
  

• Dwight Howard leaks #NBATEXTS he had with the Orlando Magic!

  Friday, July 27, 2012
  

• #TimberwolvesAreWhiterThan

  Wednesday, July 25, 2012
  The Minnesota Timberwolves are looking to add AK47 to their roster while getting rid of Wesley Johnson. If this happens, they will officially become: "The whitest NBA team in recent history! Quite a remarkable feat in the NBA! So I give you:   #TimberwolvesAreWhiterThan    The male contestants on every single episode of 'The Bachelorette' ANY episode of CHEERS: The people alive at the end of a horror movie:

• Kate Upton Responds to Fat Comments

  Tuesday, July 24, 2012
  

• CAPTION CONTEST: LeBron-Kobe-Durant Edition

  Saturday, July 21, 2012
  It's that time again! Drop your wittiest, zaniest, most hilarious caption for this lighter side of Team USA moment: Put your captions in the comment section below. As always, I'll choose the ones that give me a chuckle... read more

• Top 10 Most Likely #NBASponsors

  Friday, July 20, 2012
  The NBA will put advertisement patches on jerseys for the 2013-14 season. If they aren't making enough money, maybe they should stop with these AWFUL CONTRACTS! My senses have been assaulted! However my friends, I have taken a moment to compile the Top 10 Most Likely #NBASponsors... read more

• Kate Upton Video Bombs a Minnesota Sportscaster

  Thursday, July 19, 2012
   

• The Bill Simmons-Mark Cuban Twitter War Heats Up, Chris Kaman Gets Involved, Snarky Comments Fly

  Monday, July 16, 2012
  After the Mavs signed Chris Kaman and claimed Elton Brand off of waivers, Billy Simmons (AKA The Sports Guy) had some snarky feedback for Mavs owner Mark Cuban. Cuban, not one to back down, took the opportunity to bite back... read more

• Your Guide to Jason Kidd's Wild Night in the Hamptons

  Monday, July 16, 2012
  The New York Knicks had quite an interesting day yesterday. With the signing of Raymond Felton and the outrageous offer by the Rockets, Jeremy Lin is most likely heading to Houston. To add insult to injury, suffering Knicks fans, who got swept up in 25 games worth of Linsanity last season, watched their star player Carmelo Anthony call Houston's contract offer to Lin "ridiculous"... read more

• What Melo thinks about Lin

  Sunday, July 15, 2012
  Newsday Reporter Rod Boone has posted to Twitter what he says is part of a convo that was had with Carmelo Anthony. Snapshots below:  

• WHERE WILL DWIGHT HOWARD GO?

  Saturday, July 14, 2012
  Hey Waltonites! Leave your vote in my comment section:  

• IT'S CAPTION TIME: Dwight Howard-Andrew Bynum Trade Rumor Edition!

  Saturday, July 14, 2012
  It's that time again! Your captions for the Kobe-LeBron pic were hilarious. Now let's involved another duo in the news. Drop your wittiest, zaniest, most hilarious caption for this Dwight Howard-Andrew Bynum embrace Put your captions in the comment section below... read more

• NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN THE DWIGHT HOWARD SAGA: LAKERS & CAVS EDITION

  Saturday, July 14, 2012
  Talks are heating up for a three way trade that includes the Lakers, Cavs, and Magic. If completed, Dwight Howard would head to Los Angeles while Andrew Bynum would join Cleveland. Thus, Indecision 2012 continues... read more

• @NOTBILLWALTON AT THE NATIONAL SPORTS COLLECTORS CONVENTION IN BALTIMORE

  Saturday, July 14, 2012
  Please join me at The National Sports Collectors Convention in Baltimore. The show runs from August 1-5, I'll be their from August 3rd to 5th. Get autographs from over 60 current and former athletes. Here are more details:  

• CELEBRITIES AS NORMAL PEOPLE

  Saturday, July 14, 2012
  Earlier, you saw Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as "normal" people. Here's a slideshow that looks at other celebrites being stripped of their fame and sent into the real world to live unassuming lives. Enjoy:

• BLAKE GRIFFIN OUT OF THE OLYMPICS

  Thursday, July 12, 2012
  GRIFFIN OUT OF THE OLYMPICS: Blake Griffin has been diagnosed with a meniscus tear in his left knee and will have arthroscopic surgery probably early next week, according to NBA executives who were not authorized to speak publicly on the matter... read more

• It's CAPTION Time! Kobe & LeBron Edition.

  Thursday, July 12, 2012
  It's that time again! Your captions for the Kobe-Westbrook pic were hilarious. Now let's take it one step further. Drop your wittiest, zaniest, most hilarious caption for this Kobe and LeBron pic: Put your captions in the comment section below... read more

• Jimmy's 1993 ESPY Speech

  Wednesday, July 11, 2012
  

• BEAT MY CAPTION

  Wednesday, July 11, 2012
  "Did you really just pass gas Russell? Because I usually just hold it in. No passing EVER!"    Beat my caption by posting a better one in the comments below. Ill tweet out the best ones. If your tweet gets 25 RTs Ill paypal you $25... read more

• The National is raffling off a SIGNED Derek Jeter Bat!

  Tuesday, July 10, 2012
  Greetings! Yours truly is humbled to witness the greatness of The National Sports Collectors Convention. This is the premier event to meet sports dignitaries, luminaries, visionaries that collect our history and share that beauty with others... read more

• THE CHRIS PAIN SCALE

  Tuesday, July 10, 2012
  

• DREAM TEAM 2012: Team USA Men

  Sunday, July 8, 2012
  TEAM USA IS ANNOUNCED LEBRON AND KOBE SPEAK BLAKE GRIFFIN'S PHANTASMAGICAL DUNK   What a dunk! Check out Chris Bosh's reaction to it here:

• KATE UPTON AT COMERICA PARK IN DETROIT

  Saturday, July 7, 2012
  Here is Kate Upton at the Tigers game today: Yeah, the picture doesn't do it for me either. So here's another one: Of course you can always look at her 4th of July pose here: THROW IT DOWN!!

• Ray Allen, The Miami Heat, and Loyalty in Sports

  Friday, July 6, 2012
  After the finals concluded, I gave you a list of 7 reasons why you can still make fun of the Miami Heat. With tonight’s news that Ray Allen is headed to the Miami Heat, you can now add an 8th reason into the mix:   TREASON If LeBron is Benedict Arnold for switching sides for his own selfish gain by leaving Cleveland and the Cavaliers organization high and dry in 2010, then Ray Allen should be compared to the NBA version of Brutus, famously known as Julius Caesar’s best friend and assassin... read more

• Ray Allen, why??

  Friday, July 6, 2012
    At this moment, I am still appalled Ray Allen chose Miami. I can't recall a bald guy betraying his friends like this since Cypher chose fake steak over Neo in The Matrix! Not since watching  Scar murder his own brother Mufasa in The Lion King 3D have my senses felt this assaulted... read more

• Kobe isn't too pleased.

  Friday, July 6, 2012
  Kobe was asked to sign a pair of LeBrons recently. He doesnt look too pleased.   WHAT IS KOBE THINKING? What is the little girl thinking?   CAPTURE THIS PIC by leaving your comments below!   I'll tweet the best ones... read more

• SPACE JAM REMAKE: ALIEN TEAM 2.0

  Friday, July 6, 2012
  Thank you for your submissions in my ‘Space Jam’ movie remake contest. I thoroughly enjoyed reading your answers. However, like in the NBA (but not always in the MLB all-star game or NFL regular season and hardly ever in soccer), there could only be one winner... read more

• STEVE NASH, THE LAKERS, & THE ERA OF THE BIG 3

  Thursday, July 5, 2012
  STEVE NASH, THE LAKERS, AND THE ERA OF THE BIG 3 The announcement of the Steve Nash to the Lakers sign and trade caught the basketball universe by surprise. While many were focused on the offseason exploits of the Brooklyn Nets, the Lakers organization did what it does best; grab headlines... read more

• 10 NBA Executives Weigh In On The Brooklyn Nets Offseason (Parody)

  Tuesday, July 3, 2012
  10 NBA Executives Weigh In On The Brooklyn Nets Offseason After trading for Atlanta Hawks guard Joe Johnson, Brooklyn nets GM Billy King has received mixed reactions from the basketball world.  As he attempts to re-sign point guard Deron Williams and acquire Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard, a few former and current NBA executives have chimed in on Billy King’s busy offseason... read more

• Dwight Howard FAILS The Pepsi Challenge

  Sunday, July 1, 2012
  Today Dwight Howard was presented with the famous taste challenge - and FAILED! Dwight Howard chooses Pepsi! No wait, that was Coke. Or maybe Mountain Dew? Los Angeles, CA. Dwight Howard took the Pepsi Challenge today and immediately said he was sure he liked the first drink more than the second, according to sources with knowledge of the situation... read more

• @NOTBILLWALTON’S WEEKEND SPORTS PREVIEW

  Saturday, June 30, 2012
  @NOTBILLWALTON’S WEEKEND SPORTS PREVIEW The 2011-2012 NBA season may be over, but don’t fret.  There are still plenty of sports to watch while you enjoy this beautiful summer weekend. Major League Baseball Plenty of MLB action this weekend... read more

• CREATE the new Hornets rookie duo NICKNAME!

  Friday, June 29, 2012
  How witty are you? Here is your chance to find out.  It is time to start getting ready for the next NBA season, by coming up with funny nicknames for rookie players! Craft the new nickname for the new Hornets rookie duo of Austin Rivers and Anthony Davis in the comments section below... read more

• 2012 NBA Draft Grades: Not Bill Walton Edition

  Friday, June 29, 2012
  David Stern, Owner of the New Orleans Hornets and Dictating Ruler of the NBA Grade: A+ Not only did the Almighty One fix the lottery to deliver Anthony Davis to New Orleans, he also drafted Austin Rivers in Round 1... read more

• Andy Katz: Bulging D*cks Comment

  Thursday, June 28, 2012
  

• NBA Rookies say no to nerd look

  Thursday, June 28, 2012
  

• Craziest Hair Moments from Players in the Last 10 NBA Drafts

  Thursday, June 28, 2012
  Craziest Hair Moments from Players in the Last 10 NBA Drafts   Anthony Davis is now immortalized in the annals of NBA lore, but not just for being the #1 overall pick in the 2012 NBA Draft.  What will separate Davis from the many top picks over the years is, of course, his wondrous and magical unibrow... read more

• Back to the Future Date: NOT June 27,2012

  Wednesday, June 27, 2012
  

• NBA refs move on to MLB

  Wednesday, June 27, 2012
  

• Revenge of the Nerds: NBA Edition!

  Wednesday, June 27, 2012
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• 7 Reasons Why You Can Still Make Fun of the Miami Heat this Season

  Tuesday, June 26, 2012
  Thousands of kids with Photoshop and jokesters worldwide held a collective gasp as their worst fears were finally and horrifically realized: the Miami Heat won the 2012 NBA Championship!  Gone forever now are the LeBron Ringless jokes... read more

• Miami Heat Fan Celebration

  Monday, June 25, 2012
  

• NBA Finals Game 3: Halftime

  Sunday, June 17, 2012
  What a first half! Wade flopping into floor, Durant hitting cold blooded shots and LeBron taking it hard to the hole as if it was spending time with a willing Kardashian! My only problem was that the first half seemed to fly by entirely too fast, even WITH Joey Crawford repeatedly blowing his whistle as if he was Too Short... read more

• NBA Finals Game 3 Preview

  Sunday, June 17, 2012
    Greetings and salutations! I am salivating, literally foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog named Cujo because I am ready to experience what can only be described as the most anticipated event in recent history... read more

• CAPTION THIS OKC THUNDER BIG 3 PICTURE!

  Tuesday, June 5, 2012
    Let's see how witty you are! Caption this picture with the funniest thing you can think of! And because I really appreciate my followers, if I use your caption* and it gets a measly 100 retweets... read more

• Thoughts on LeBron and Wade

  Monday, June 4, 2012
  The childish antics of Wade alarm me. The passive aggressive fouls when he doesn't get his way. We all remember how he destroyed Rondo’s arm last year, attacked Kobe in the All Star game, and assaulted Darren Collison as well... read more

• Skip Bayless is a full blown imbecile!

  Saturday, June 2, 2012
  I’ve had it with halfwit labradoodles like Skip Bayless. Armchair rambling rhetoric masqueraded as analysis should have no place in our great world of sports theater. What so many of these pundits seem to forget about the NBA is that it’s all about match ups... read more

• BREAKING: Russell WestBrook sued by Denise Huxtable over Gordon Gatrell design

  Saturday, June 2, 2012
  In a stunning turn of events, it was learned today that OKC point guard (read: not pass guard) Russell Westbrook is reportedly facing a lawsuit stemming over a shirt design based on a Gordon Gatrell original... read more

• Rapid Thoughts on Celtics/Heat Game 2

  Thursday, May 31, 2012
  What a GAME! Rajon Rondo put together probably the best performance I think I've ever seen by a point guard in the HISTORY of the NBA Playoffs....and still lost. That one is going to hurt the Boston Celtics for the rest of their natural born lives... read more

• Win 2 Tickets to Miami Heat vs Celtics Game 2!!

  Friday, May 25, 2012
  Congratulation to Manuel "Wooj" Centurion, the winner of the Miami Ticket Giveaway! Rules are simple: Create a hilarious caption fo: LeBron, Wade and Bosh. Do your best!     Contest Rules -1... read more

• Win 2 Tickets to OKC Thunder vs San Antonio Spurs Game 4!!

  Friday, May 25, 2012
  Congratulations to Ron Terrell for winning the OKC Thunder tickets! Rules are simple: Create a hilarious caption for your rivals in the Western Conference Finals: Tim Duncan and Tony Parker. Do your worst, OKC Fans!     Contest Rules -1... read more

• NotBillWalton's NBA Conference Finals Double Giveaway Extravaganza!!

  Friday, May 25, 2012
  Greetings Waltonites!   Due to an amazing and overwhelming response, I can't disappoint my followers. Therefore Im giving away TWO tickets to OKC Thunder vs San Antonio Spurs Game 4 on June 2nd AS WELL AS TWO tickets to Miami Heat vs Celtics/Sixers Game 2 on May 30th!   Sometime tonight or early tomorrow I will exclusively reveal right HERE how you win them... read more

• Allen Iverson just wants to PLAY

  Wednesday, May 23, 2012
  

• Bill Walton 1977 Finals, G6: 20/23/7/8 vs. 76ers

  Wednesday, May 23, 2012
  

• CAPTION THIS KOBE/DURANT PICTURE!

  Monday, May 21, 2012
  Kobe vs Durant.  Let's see how witty you are! Caption this picture with the funniest thing you can think of!   And because I really appreciate my followers, if I use your caption* and it gets a measly 100 retweets... read more

• Happy Mother's Day from Mr T

  Sunday, May 13, 2012
  

• THE JAVALE McGEE DRINKING GAME

  Saturday, May 12, 2012
  THE JAVALE McGEE DRINKING GAME GAME TIME 1 drink = a gulp of beer or a shot of liquor (for you brave members of NBW Nation)   # of Drinks EVERY TIME JAVALE… Turns the ball over 1 Fouls an opponent 1 Sets an illegal screen 1 Falls down 2 Is called for multiple fouls within three minutes of game time 2 Is pulled from the game due to foul trouble 2 Is called for goaltending 3 Turns to the ref in disbelief after an obvious foul or goaltend 3 Misses a dunk 4 Commits a flagrant foul 3 Commits a technical foul 4 Runs the wrong way 5 Is ejected from the game Finish your beer Grabs an offensive rebound 1 Blocks a shot 1 Completes a gravity defying, phantasmagorical dunk 4     Makes a smart, heads up basketball play Finish your beer, grab a new beer and finish that JAVALE & OTHERS If an opponent dunks on him 1 If his teammate dunks on him when his back is turned 2 If a coach yells at him for idiotic play 1 If a teammate yells at him for idiotic play 2 His mother, Pamela McGee is shown on the broadcast 2 His mother, Pamela McGee is shown on the broadcast and is cheering loudly 3 His mother, Pamela McGee is shown on the broadcast and looks like she’s ready to kill someone 4 If announcers say something derogatory about him 1 If announcers say something positive about him 3 If he gets into a shouting match (excessive trash talk) with an opponent 2 Looks at the referees in utter confusion 3 If he gets into a shouting match with a teammate or coach 4 If he gets into a shouting match with his mother, Pamela McGee Finish your beer, grab a new beer and finish that If he is involved in a on court fight where punches are thrown Do a keg stand or just start pounding everything in your refrigerator TNT Inside The NBA If Ernie, Shaq, Charles, or Kenny make a derogatory comment about him 1 (for each comment) If Charles Barkley uses the word “turrible” when describing him 2 (for each turrible) Makes the "Shaqtin' A Fool" segment 3 If Ernie, Shaq, Chuck, or Kenny compliment his play 2 (for each comment) Is #1 in the "Shaqtin' A Fool" seqment 3 If anyone says that he’s the reason why Denver is winning/won Finish your beer FINAL STATISTICS If he has more turnovers than points 1 If he has more fouls than points 2 If he has more goaltends than points 3 If above three categories exceeds total of points, rebounds, and blocks 4 Hits the game winning 3 pointer Drink everything left, drive to the store and buy $100 worth of alcohol, start drinking in the car, finish everything before you go to sleep     POST GAME     If he is interviewed as the main postgame TV interviewed 1 If his mother, Pamela McGee is mentioned in the interview 2 If he rips his jersey off and throws it into the stands 2 If he throws the ball into the stands 3     If he misses a high five with a teammate 2 If he hugs George Karl 1 If he cries (either in happiness or excessive pouting) 3 If he walks into the stands Finish your beer and shout “RON ARTEST MALICE IN THE PALACE PART 2”  

• Proposed Math Problem for the SAT Test

  Saturday, May 12, 2012
  Keys is one and two-fifth, so how we flip thirty-two grams raw. Chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream. Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight... read more

• The OFFICIAL Denver Nuggets Game 7 in Los Angeles Anthem

  Friday, May 11, 2012
  

• Javale McGee CHUCKS the BALL INTO THE STANDS!

  Wednesday, May 9, 2012
  

• George Karl and Javale McGee in the 1980s

  Wednesday, May 9, 2012
  

• CAPTION THIS KOBE/BLAKE PIC!

  Monday, May 7, 2012
  This might be one of my favorite pictures of all time, taken after Kobe Bryant PASSED THE BALL to a wide open  Steve Blake who then hit a huge clutch three. Waltonites, CAPTION YOUR WORST!   And because I really appreciate my followers, if I use your caption* and it gets a measly 100 retweets... read more

• The Thrill of Victory and The Agony of Defeat

  Sunday, May 6, 2012
          

• #NBATexts LeBron PLEADS with David Stern

  Sunday, May 6, 2012
  

• BREAKING: Lebron and Bosh #NBAText before game

  Sunday, May 6, 2012
  

• Eli Manning on SNL - Little Brothers Skit

  Sunday, May 6, 2012
   

• 5 Fake NBA Twitter Feeds Worth Following

  Friday, May 4, 2012
  5 Fake NBA Twitter Feeds Worth Following May 4, 2012 by dholmes@dailydot.com (David Holmes) for The Daily Dot 0 Like Tweet +1 Share Pin It Share The Daily Dot Follow @dailydot For many NBA enthusiasts, Twitter has become as big a part of the sports-watching experience as Craig Sager’s suits... read more

• NBA Star Wars Episode IV: Western Conference Playoffs

  Friday, May 4, 2012
  

• NBA Star Wars Episode V: Eastern Conference Playoffs

  Friday, May 4, 2012
  

• Pic Caption: 2012 NBA Playoffs

  Monday, April 30, 2012
  

• Caption This Picture: 2012 NBA Playoff Edition

  Sunday, April 29, 2012
    And because I really appreciate my followers, if I use your caption* and it gets a measly 100 retweets...I'll give you a crisp $20 bill! Get to captioning, Waltonites! Include your Twitter name so I can more easily reference you!   *50 reweets = shout out 100 retweets = $20 cold hard cash!  

• Caption This Picture: 2012 NBA PLAYOFF EDITION!!

  Saturday, April 28, 2012
  And because I really appreciate my followers, if I use your caption* and it gets a measly 100 retweets...I'll give you a crisp $20 bill! Get to captioning, Waltonites! Include your Twitter name so I can more easily reference you!   *50 reweets = shout out 100 retweets = $20 cold hard cash!

• Twas The Night Before The NBA Playoffs

  Saturday, April 28, 2012
  On the eve of the NBA Playoffs, I present to you a poem:Twas the night before the NBA Playoffs, from East Coast to West, not a creature was stirring, except for Ron Artest.  The nets were hung on the rims with care, in hopes that tip-off soon would be there... read more

• Caption This Picture: 2012 NBA PLAYOFF EDITION!!

  Saturday, April 28, 2012
  Let's have some 2012 NBA PLAYOFF FUN!! Caption this Melo/LeBron picture and Ill tweet my favorites.        And because I really appreciate my followers, if I use your caption* and it gets a measly 100 retweets... read more

• #NaturalBodyAppreciationDay!

  Friday, April 27, 2012
  Featuring: KATE UPTON!!!        

• Ah Yes: THE 2012 NBA PLAYOFFS ARE UPON US!!

  Friday, April 27, 2012
  Who do you have? What are your upsets? POST BELOW AND THROW IT DOWN!!

• Caption this Picture

  Saturday, April 21, 2012
  Let's have some fun. Caption this Dwight Howard/Wizard of Oz mash up picture and Ill tweet my favorites.    And because I really appreciate my followers, if I use your caption and it gets 500 retweets... read more

• Miami Heat: Coach Spo reaches out to his Stars

  Thursday, April 12, 2012
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• The IBLOCKA Chronicles

  Wednesday, April 11, 2012
  

• Be Walton for a Day FINAL BATTLE: What is your BEST caption??

  Wednesday, April 11, 2012
    5 captions. EVERYONE SUBMIT A LIKE FOR YOUR FAVORITE! If the caption you like wins, YOU get entered into raffle to win $100! So your LIKE COUNTS!! YOU CAN ONLY LIKE A COMMENT ONCE! No more COMMENTS Please!

• Be Walton for a Day #5: What is your BEST caption?? Last day to qualify!!

  Tuesday, April 10, 2012
  Be Walton for a Day #5: What is your BEST caption??

• Be Walton for a Day #4: What is your BEST caption?? Make your mark!

  Monday, April 9, 2012
      Be Walton for a Day #4: What is your BEST caption??

• Be Walton for a Day #3: What is your BEST caption?? Show you can be funny!

  Sunday, April 8, 2012
  Be Walton for a Day #3: What is your BEST caption??

• Be Walton for a Day #2: What is your BEST caption?? Respond below right now!!

  Saturday, April 7, 2012
  Be Walton for a Day 2: What is your BEST caption? Hint: Pay attention to their expressions!!

• Be Walton for a Day #1: What is your BEST caption?? Respond below!

  Friday, April 6, 2012
    Be Walton for a Day 1: What is your BEST caption?

• 15 Hilarious Sports Parody Twitter Accounts

  Monday, April 2, 2012
  15 Hilarious Sports Parody Twitter Accounts Sunday, March 25, 2012 by Sam Laird   (Mashable) -- Sports and Twitter, sitting in a tree… The microblogging network and the sporting world have been a natural fit pretty much since Twitter was born... read more

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